crazy colleagues

I have got some really crazy colleagues. As if the crap they do at work is not enough, they bother with their piece of advice or ‘fundas’. Last day, there were two different people essentially driving at the same point, some after effects of marriage, as they call.

One caught me when I was having tea. He put his arms around my shoulder and was friendly and sincere in his counsel: “Enjoy these last few days of bachelorhood. You may like the initial few days of married life and then you will regret.” Oh.. Will I? There is a fair chance that I may not. More than just a ‘fair chance’, I would say. Anyways it is none of his business. I did not stop him though, as I wanted him to finish whatever he wanted to say, quite fast... That’s the only way he would leave me! “Then she would start shouting, ‘why can’t you do this/that?’ ‘why don’t you take me here/there’ ‘why don’t you buy me this/that’.. here.. there .. this… that..” I got blackened out by this time and can see plates...pans… saucers… and my poor friend flying out of his house. Fought well to control my laughter and resolved not to visit his house anytime soon. I value my life.

Another caught me in the rest room, and said “I don’t think, I can see that of yours again. So basically this is the last time”. WHAT THE *…(hell) Stunned, I tried to suppress the panic in my voice and asked, “what?” . “Your smile” he said. “You are going to get married soon and I don’t know will I ever see that smile of yours, again”. Well, what a topic to discuss in restroom! People.. People!! But I was quite surprised that he had spotted a smile. You know, it’s been two days since I spoke with her . So I replied earnestly, “I think I can smile better, after marriage”. He laughed out loud before adding “Every one thinks that way, before marriage”.